Washington Redskins Cheerleaders announced

The Washington Redskins announced the members of the 2007-08 First Ladies of Football yesterday. You can see the roster at redskins.com here.

The new squad consists of 23 veterans and 17 rookies, according to the web site.

One of the rookies, Omayra, hails from Thailand. She is a personal trainer. She would have to be in good shape to make the squad at age 34 -- about the time most are retiring. Rookie Klohver is a 22 year old attorney.

Twelve year veteran Courtney is the longest serving First Lady, but Miss Maryland USA, Michae' Holloman (my personal favorite) has moved on to better things. Thus, this post is the last instance where I gratuitously show her bikini pix.

Next, the new team is off to some exotic Caribbean location for the swimsuit calendar shoot. Participation is mandatory. Bummer.

Photo: Michae', www.redskins.com

Good Luck, Michae'

Redskins cheerleader Michae' Holloman's big moment is happening as I write this. Michae' was named Miss Maryland USA 2007 last fall and is now competing in the Miss USA Pageant 2007 in Los Angeles. The pageant will be broadcast live on NBC at 9:00 PM ET tomorrow (Friday) night. Ms. Holloman is Master4caster's personal favorite, so I'm emanating all sorts of Karma and good vibes for her success.

I haven't been this excited about a chocolate ingenue since Dominique Dawes. I'm crying fowl and switching channels if Michae' isn't a finalist.

Skin Patrol says Michae' is "JC's" girl friend. Ya, right. How does he know?

It will never last.

Update: Skin posted clarification on his site that "JC" refers to John Coopersmith, a purely fictitious person, and not to any NFL player who might coincidentally have the same initials. So, there; I knew it wouldn't last.