A safe and non-controversial Christmas, er, Holiday Greeting

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice an organized religion at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, or religious or sexual preferences of the wishers or wishees.

Disclaimers:

• This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
• It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for themselves or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring.
• No warranties express or implied.
• Void where prohibited by law.
  

Please recycle. No animals were harmed in the drafting of this notice. Only recycled bits, bytes, and electrons were used.

I wish I were clever enough to have created this, but it came to me in a email. I am Christian and this is Christmas, so I wish all of you the joy and happiness of the season in the spirit it was intended. Where ever you go and what ever you do, may God bless!

Master4caster